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Posted on 16th Jun at 6:11 PM, with 349,373 notes

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

Posted on 5th Jun at 7:47 AM, with 550,281 notes

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

Posted on 4th Jun at 6:40 PM, with 105,012 notes
housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

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housewifeswag:

b1g-r3d:

daily-harry-potter:

My Lego Quidditch Aquarium at my Office

THATS FUCKING BADASS

wowww

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