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Posted on 17th Apr at 8:01 AM, with 91,916 notes
cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs
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cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:57 AM, with 2,493 notes

galaxyclusters:

a-little-bi-furious:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

"One of them put their teeth-cave directly over the other’s fleshiest appendage, but did not bite it.”

“One sat upon the other, like furniture that sneaks inside of your body.”

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:54 AM, with 181 notes
mccartneymadness:

Here’s a drawing of Paul and I on our holiday in Tenerife done by our good friend Klaus Voormann. 
-George

mccartneymadness:

Here’s a drawing of Paul and I on our holiday in Tenerife done by our good friend Klaus Voormann. 

-George

Posted on 17th Apr at 3:47 AM, with 69,152 notes

real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

Tagged: #simpsons, #house,
Posted on 17th Apr at 3:45 AM, with 64,526 notes

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

Posted on 17th Apr at 3:42 AM, with 48,333 notes

ted:

Adrianne Haslet-Davis dances again for the first time since the Boston terrorist attack last year. 

When the bombs went off at the Boston Marathon finish line, Adrianne Haslet-Davis lost the lower half of her left leg in the explosion. She’s a ballroom dance teacher, and she assumed she would never dance again. With most prosthetics, she wouldn’t.

But Hugh Herr, of the MIT Media Lab, wanted to find a way to help her. He created a bionic limb specifically for dancers, studying the way they move and adapting the limb to fit their motion. (He explains how he did it here.)

At TED2014, Adrianne danced for the first time since the attack, wearing the bionic limb that Hugh created for her.  

Hugh says, “It was 3.5 seconds between the bomb blasts in the Boston terrorist attack. In 3.5 seconds, the criminals and cowards took Adrianne off the dance floor. In 200 days, we put her back. We will not be intimidated, brought down, diminished, conquered or stopped by acts of violence.”

Amen to that, Hugh. 

Watch the full talk and performance here »

Posted on 17th Apr at 3:40 AM, with 190,552 notes
parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA
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parkmerced:

That’s one steep hill in SF. San Francisco, CA

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